↳Nani Pelekai appreciation post
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE
YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR
But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?
that gif makes the whole post
So, maybe we’re the
generation of the selfie,
but we’re also the generation
that grew up in a tainted,
with every impossible beauty standard
shoved down our throat
through a tube
because eating has become
a guilty pleasure
and condemning beauty ideals
won’t go straight to our thighs.
And if, by chance,
we are able to destroy the
demons that you’ve planted
inside of us with your
constant advertisements and rules
that play behind our eyelids and
take root in our brains,
then let us take our fucking pictures
and capture that moment when
we felt beautiful because all this world
has taught us is that
our beauty is the greatest
measure of our worth.
Scoff at our phones all you like,
these delicate extensions of
our fingers, but know that
through this technology
that you couldn’t even
begin to understand,
we have smudged the entire
world with our fingerprints.
We are the generation of knowledge,
and we are learning more than
any that came before us.
So, frown at my typing fingers;
I am using them to grasp power
by the throat.
Try to invalidate us,
but we’ve heard our
parents talking about
the world’s crashing and burning
since we had sprung from the womb.
We know you’ve fucked up,
and we’re angry about it-
the kind of anger that
that I feel in my veins every time
I read the news from my phone
that sticks in my throat like honey
in a debate;
the kind of anger that simmers,
that sharpens teeth into daggers,
that makes this generation more dangerous
than you could have ever imagined.
We are the generation of change,
and goddammit, we’re coming.
|—||Emily Palermo, An Open Letter to the Men Who Told Me to Stay Out of Adult Conversations (via starredsoul)|
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Queen Nehellenia of the Dead Moon in Alexander McQueen fall 2013.
And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
It always gets me when people give credit to Tangled and Frozen for subverting the Disney genre, when Enchanted did it so bloody well.
Not that Tangled and Frozen don’t deserve credit for doing it too, but… people forget Enchanted. And I love that movie.
Hell yeah Martin you have great taste in movies!!!
(Giselle will always be my number one cosplay princess hehe)
Side note James Marsden personally told me that this was the very last shot of the film. He told the stunt men to really hit him for real and that’s what made it in the film. Swell guy.
Just a reminder that Mark Sheppard was a massive sex bomb in his youth.